g'd up version

lilpunkin:

i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is

(Source: softlyshine, via phbflknr)

cindymayweather:

• treat yo self like Donna Meagle
• pamper yo self like Tom Haverford
• fight for yo self like Leslie Knope
• care for yo self like Ann Perkins
• protect yo self like April Ludgate
• nerd yo self like Ben Wyatt
• love yo self like Andy Dwyer
• do it yo self like Ron Swanson

(via phbflknr)

84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

(via soflohoe)

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(Source: baddayforthebeach, via soflohoe)

fagflow:

buttrimming:

fagflow:

I have a hard time picking henny or hunty to use in a sentence. #hennyhuntydilema

say ‘henty’ and get the best of both worlds

genius

(via sle4zy)